

“Knights of Columbus, that hurt!” – Ron BurgundyĢ5. “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” – Ron BurgundyĢ4. I’m not going to let you be the anchor.” – Ed HarkenĢ3. “I’m sorry Veronica… we’ve had this discussion before. Right to the baby maker.” – Ron BurgundyĢ2.

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. “I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!” – Frank VitchardĢ0. I’m gonna slap you in public.” – Ron Burgundyġ9.

“Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72% sure that I love you!” – Veronica Corningstoneġ8. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!” – Ron Burgundyġ7. “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.” – Ron Burgundyġ6. Get out of here, Panda Jerk!” – Brian Fantanaġ5. “The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show and see if she likes the goods.” – Ron Burgundyġ4. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.” – Ron Burgundyġ3. “It is anchorman, not anchor lady! And that is a scientific fact!” – Champ Kindġ2. “Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!” – Ron Burgundyġ1. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.” – Brian Fantanaġ0. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. “She was Brazilian or Chinese, or something weird. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – Ron Burgundyĩ. “You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee” – AnnouncerĨ. “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talking? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello? – Ron Burgundyħ. Did you throw a trident?” – Ron BurgundyĦ. “Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?” – Brick Tamlandĥ. “Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.” – Ron BurgundyĤ. 60%t of the time, it works every time.” – Brian Fantanaģ. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. You Stay Classy, San Diego: 50 Hilarious Anchorman Quotesġ. In the words of Ron Burgundy, “You stay classy,” and enjoy these Anchorman quotes. These one-liners, crazy statements, and weird lines are what make Anchorman a comedy classic. Although not as funny, it’s still a worthy sequel that finds Burgundy moving to New York to take a job on the first 24-hour news channel.īut enough about the sequel, as we want to focus on the hilarious quotes found in the original movie. While it wasn’t necessarily a box office smash, Anchorman did make enough money to warrant a sequel, with Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues arriving in 2013. It helps that Ferrell and McKay are two very funny guys, but credit must also go to the ensemble cast that includes Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, Fred Willard, David Koechner, Fred Armisen, Vince Vaughn, Danny Trejo, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Tim Robbins, Luke Wilson, and Seth Rogan. Written by Ferrell and Adam McKay ( Step Brothers, Talladega Nights, and The Other Guys) and also directed by McKay, Anchorman is one of those films you can watch over and over and still find funny. At the top of his game as the number one newsreader in San Diego, Burgundy finds himself challenged by up-and-coming newswoman Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), who becomes his co-anchor.
#IM GOING TO KEEP IT CLASSY QUOTES MOVIE#
The 2004 movie is a laugh-out-loud comedy with star performances, a humorous script, and countless Anchorman quotes that people still use in conversation today.Ī showcase of the comedic talents of Will Ferrell, the movie is a hilarious tale about 1970s anchorman Ron Burgundy (Ferrell). Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of the funniest movies of the past two decades.
